CODE RED EXTREME Crap factoid Alert "ITIL as a service" from IBM and Sunview
Big and small they are all at it. Be extremely alert, this is a CODE RED EXTREME warning from Chokey the Chimp's Crap Factoid Early Warning Service.
Sunview Software claims to have pulled off the remarkable feat of delivering organisational change over TCP/IP. Better still IBM claims to get an ITIL process running in 2.5 minutes. Both are claiming ITIL as a Service. Chokey the Chimp says "crap".
Sunview Unveils Cloud-based "ITIL-as-a-Service"
Flexible Deployment Options Enables Rapid Adoption of ITIL Best Practices, Without Requiring ITIL Expertise
TAMPA, Fla., June 18, 2012 /PRNewswire/ -- SunView Software Inc., one of the fastest growing providers of IT service management (ITSM) software, today announced availability of SunView ChangeGear 5.0 featuring new Cloud/SaaS deployment options ... built-in ITIL service workflows enabling organizations to leverage IT industry best practices regardless of ITIL expertise. IT organizations, regardless of maturity, can take advantage of out-of-the-box ITIL processes to achieve rapid results in key IT areas: IT services support, IT controls for regulatory compliance, and automation of infrastructure management.
Wow, "Without Requiring ITIL Expertise...regardless of ITIL expertise... regardless of maturity". Who'd have known "services support, IT controls for regulatory compliance, and automation of infrastructure management" could be so easy?
SunView ChangeGear 5.0 enables enterprise customers to increase efficiencies by automating critical service management processes like Incident Management, Problem Management, Change Management, Service Request Management, Service Catalog, and Asset Management. Also new in ChangeGear 5.0...
So ITIL support is new to this release? What superb marketing spin to trumpet the fact that you are ten years behind the market.
This press release came to Chokey the Chimp from the twitterverse:
@Simo_Morris: Deeply conflicted about 'ITIL-as-a-Service' - completely skips over the organisational change required for adoption
Yup, it's rubbish. Crap, in fact.
It is in the same Crap Factoid category that earlier pile of bovine excrement, BMC's "ITIL out of the box" (and again two years later). I hope SunView are not following BMC's marketing lead, as that will mean they will appear on the Crap Factoid Warning Service as often as BMC do - a lot.
IBM are not generally a Crap Factoid generator these days though in days gone by they were the founders of FUD (sowing Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt as a sales tool). But this is just inexcusable bullshit :
did you know you could use it to get 12 ITIL processes up and running in your environment in 30 minutes?
SmartCloud Control Desk is unique in that not only does it make it easier to maintain, administer, and manage multiple ITSM processes, it provides a solution that can be deployed very quickly. The solution supports 12 ITIL processes out-of-the-box, including Problem & Incident Management, Catalog & Request Management, License & Procurement Management, IT Asset Management, Configuration Management, Release Management, Change Management.
IBM are a company that should know better, or are they? After all they sold their service desk.
Fortunately this stuff from SunView and IBM is clearly marketing drivel. There are so many bitter and twisted veterans of ITIL around that IBM and SunView will probably harm themselves by spouting this stuff right now in the ITSM market - it won't spread far. On the other hand, buyers are still suckers for this vendor pitch of an instant technical solution to a non-technical problem. Having a supposedly credible organisation like IBM spouting it only makes it worse. So Chokey puts the Crap Factoid Warning level at "Extreme".
Oh, and "ChangeGear"?? Have we really run out of decent product names? There are so many service desk tools on the market - who had heard of SunView - that I suppose it is possible.