You can't always bring what you want: BYOD

Rambling Kid Realitsm has been writing and singing folk songs since the Seventies. As he gets older the realisation is dawning that his own special talent is not one that resonates with the public in such as way as to set him up for his retirement. With the Rolling Stones recently celebrating their 50th anniversary with an appearance at the Glastonbury festival - the one place that Rambling Kid has always craved a centre-stage appearance - Rambling Kid Realitsm has re-branded himself as Kid-R, and is working on his new single You Can't Always Bring What You Want. The IT Skeptic has obtained a leaked release of the early studio tapes, and whilst the soundtrack is not something I'd subject my readers to, the lyrics are interesting:

    I saw her today down in Reception
    An iPhone 5 in her hand
    I knew she was gonna need a connection
    At her feet was a WiFi man

    You can't always bring what you want
    You can't always bring what you want
    You can't always bring what you want
    But if you try sometimes well you might find
    You get what you need

    I went down to the vendor demonstration
    To give my fair share of abuse
    Singing, "We're gonna vent our frustration
    If we don't they'll all buy iPad 2s"
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    Shock and outrage in the folk music community when Rambling Kid Realitsm goes electric

    You can't always bring what you want
    You can't always bring what you want
    You can't always bring what you want
    But if you try sometimes well you just might find
    You get what you need

    I went down to the Apple-store
    To get your procurement filled
    I was standing in line with Mr. Ballmer
    And man, did he look pretty ill
    He decided that he would sell a Surface
    My favorite flavor, business read(-y)
    I sung my song to Mr. Ballmer
    Yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was "dead"
    I said to him

    You can't always sell what you want
    You can't always sell what you want
    You can't always sell what you want
    But if you try sometimes you just might find
    They get what they need

    I saw her today down at Reception
    In her Glass was a bleeding security plan
    She was practiced at the art of deception
    Well I could tell by the compromised LAN

    You can't always say what you want
    You can't always say what you want
    You can't always say what you want
    But if you try sometimes you just might find
    You just might find
    They'll get what you need

    maybe one day baby! oooooh....
    so tell them now:


    You can't always bring what you want
    You can't always have what you want
    You can't always do what you want
    But if we try sometimes you just might find
    We just might bind
    And you get what we need

You should hear the B-side: AQUELOS by Jethro Realitsm

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You Can't Always Get What You Want lyrics © ABKCO Music Inc.

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