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Skep's Pick: A CMDB is like a Swiss bank account This link is here because...(hover) The Skeptical Informer, May 2007, Volume 1, No. 4
![]() The newsletter of the IT Skeptic. All the IT skeptical news that is fit to print... and then some! First of all I want to say congratulations to Sharon Taylor and all the people who have worked so hard to bring ITIL Version 3 to fruition. The task is by no means over, with the online offerings, the translation, the certification, the party in Sao Paulo, and all the complementary guidance still to be sorted out, but this is clearly a huge milestone achieved.
One ITIL V3 author told me I am a "terrier snapping at the heels of the establishment", and I know that hurts the owners of the heels. On a personal level I'm sorry for those I hurt who act honestly with the best interests of the ITIL commnity at heart. I hope you can believe that I respect what you have done with ITIL Version 3 - it isn't perfect and I don't agree with everything, but it is a magnificent body of work. Again, congratulations! For those who act with selfish or corrupt motivations, I have no sympathy. The blog's primary purpose is not to expose you, but I don't mind if that is a secondary effect. A comment on the IT Skeptic blog suggested I am obsessed with the ITIL Version 3 Launch. I replied:
That is this month's theme, transparency: whether it be transparency of the process of creating ITIL V3; transparency of the decision-making processes behind ITIL; transparency of the governance of the vested interests feeding off ITIL; or transparency of governance of the association which is supposedly owned by us, its members (even if it does not, by definition, exist to represent our interests).
There is plenty more where that came from. The culture of ITIL's various organisations is trapped in the bureaucratic, secretive, patronising mindset of its origins. When ITIL is eventually displaced or absorbed by what comes next, one of the driving forces of the new model will be the open, inclusive, community-focused culture of the 21st Century. The new kids don't stand for that crap. Editor's note: if you are new to the Skeptical Informer, the quirky nature pictures are in support of ITIL Version 3's nature-themed graphic designs
These are the IT Skeptic's picks from the comments of May 2007. We had a troll, several authors commented, including David Wheeldon (the others chose to remain anonymous but I can deduce a lot from IP addresses), someone called me a monkey, and I had to take a couple of posts down as libelous or personal attack. Fun month. I've selected a lot of comments again this month. There is so much good stuff I hate to cut it. I don't agree with it all but it is all good food for thought. Please let me know if it is too much. Isn't this argument really Visitor (not verified) | this is NOT the same as a car dealer selling off the '06 models skeptic | Angus So whose money did you Visitor (not verified) | "Credentials now worthless"? Angus | We will survive this, but we may end up looking like idiots skeptic| itSMF-USA might do something kingmail53 (not verified) | the itSMF's function is NOT to represent its members skeptic | ITIL V3 Training Visitor (not verified) | the parties most deficient in facts are the OGC, APMG and itSMF skeptic | Some Customers decide to stick with ITIL v2 Peter Lijnse | looking forward to the tool blitzkrieg.. MySvcMon | I agree to disagree janvo | Does it really matter?Peter Lijnse | The real point...Visitor | ITSKEPTIC AS A MONKEYAbout Time (not verified) | Some people don't take criticism well, do they?skeptic | The debate the country needs but didn't getAlan Nance (not verified) | Debating ITIL - "Religious Dissent"?Ian Clayton (not verified) | closed minds and the inability to accept debateskeptic | 1-Day ITIL V2 to V3 Bridge - Another MYTH! Visitor (not verified) | Yes, it is hard to imagineskeptic | We already have service strategistsCharles T. Betz | [This launched a huge debate between Charles and dool, which I eventually closed when dool got a bit heated! It is a fascinating discussion but much too extensive to even summarise here, but I must include this one...] Nice pointdool | User's thinking Visitor (not verified) | Good Round Table Discussion Visitor (not verified) | out-of-the-packetskeptic | level playing field?skeptic | Cage the gorillas...MySvcMon | The VendorsAlan Nance (not verified) | Juvenilesdool | Thank-you Dool. Every-oneskeptic| Gossip vs. PerceptionITILLiz | Best Practice is hard to copyPeter Lijnse | The Differences Are HugeITSMER (not verified) | V2 V3 Differences are immenseIan Clayton, ITSMI (not verified) | this will serve to mitigate the increase in scaleskeptic | CMDB in the real worldcotswolddave | You guys have all been fooledITIL Master | SCEPTICISM ABOUNDS AND RIGHTLY SO!Visitor (not verified)| vendors, pontificators and other hangers-onskeptic | FAIR COMMENTVisitor (not verified) | Nice work if you can get itskeptic | ITIL 3: The 7 step process modelITIL Skeptic's Little Brother (not verified) | And your suprised because?ITIL Skeptic's Little Brother (not verified) | I wouldn't want to spoil the big day.skeptic |
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Amazon is an excellent economical source of technical books. You can search in bookshops for hours and will not find most of the good ITSM books on the shelf. Save time and travel costs and buy online at Amazon. While you are there add one or two of my books to your order :)
All or any of the books can be ordered together from our Lulu store, combine them to save on shipping costs.
Buy Introduction to Real ITSM in Russian here (no really). And here is the link to the comprehensive book description in Russian, or so we're told.
A basic guide to service management (not IT-specific) is in first edit. Another book, He Tangata, a call-to-arms for proper cultural change in IT, will hopefully also see the light of day in 2010 (it's a slow project, sorry). Beyond that nothing definite is planned, though I have ideas for many more books as time allows.
Announcing the IT Skeptic's ITIL Pipe - an ITIL newsfeed
Using Yahoo's new beta tool Pipes, the IT Skeptic has built his own custom ITIL news feed. You can share this feed to bring you your daily ITIL news if you wish, simply by subscribing to the RSS feed. Alternatively the geeks amongst you may prefer to build your own pipe with this pipe as input.
I am aiming for as wide a net as possible to obtain all news of general interest regarding ITIL, CMDB and ITSM.
Terms of use: I built it for my own use to give me the ITIL news I want. Without notice, I will modify the pipe over time as I see fit to meet my needs. You are free to suggest modifications, but they will be made only if I agree. I.e. this pipe is a personal service that is shared, not a public service. Naturally the IT Skeptic takes no responsibility for the content served up by the pipe.
I hope this pipe is useful for you. Enjoy!
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Recent podcasts
A podcast of the original article Don't fall for the demo: an asset database with bells and whistles is not a CMDB
Don't fall for the demo: anyone can set up an asset database with enough relationship bells and whistles on it to fool themselves and others that they have a CMDB. People set up a CMDB and either grossly overspend beyond any reasonable ROI to complete it, or settle for the delusion that an asset database is a CMDB. The vendors of service desks sell an asset database that looks a bit like a CMDB then claim all the benefits of a CMDB.
A podcast of the original article. In preparation for the release of Microsoft Service Manager (previously known as “Service Desk”), Microsoft made a surprise joint announcement today with IBM.
A podcast of the original article How badly is ITIL damaged by vendor influence? What needs fixing?
The IT Skeptic does not doubt that some vendors have been up to some things that are not in the interests of ITIL. Does that reflect on the books themselves and how does it impact the ITIL community?
This is a podcast of the original article The king's method of writing a new decree: how OGC does ITIL V3

This recent comment on this blog "the OGC could have done a better job of communicating during the process" comes from someone - if it is who I'm pretty sure it is - who is well placed in the ITIL "elite". That is my #1 point in all my ITIL V3 postings.
All this British public service "you'll know when we decide it is time to tell you" stuff is not how new versions of all standards/frameworks are developed, and I don't think it is best practice.
A podcast of the original article Sharon Taylor's five common myths about ITIL Version 3.
At the US Pink Elephant conference, Sharon Taylor, the Chief Architect and Chief Examiner of ITIL, listed five common myths about ITIL V3. I thought I'd make it clear that none of them came from this blog.
I may be bombastic at times but I'm careful that the facts are right and I'm willing to correct when they are not. So I was a bit worried that any of the myths might be pinned on my door. But as she went through them I was relieved to cross them off.
Let's look at them from this blog's perspective...
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[Updated: mention of COBIT]
In five years time most organisations will consider ISO/IEC 20000 certification as a normal part of operating: a minimum benchmark. The horse has bolted with ISO/IEC 20000: the world sees it as “the ITIL standard” but OGC and itSMF have zero control of it.
From the blog
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At the US Pink Elephant conference, Sharon Taylor, the Chief Architect and Chief Examiner of ITIL, listed five common myths about ITIL V3. I thought I'd make it clear that none of them came from this blog.
This article has been podcast
In preparation for the release of Microsoft Service Manager (previously known as “Service Desk”), Microsoft made a surprise joint announcement today with IBM.
This article has been podcast
The IT Skeptic does not doubt that some vendors have been up to some things that are not in the interests of ITIL. Does that reflect on the books themselves and how does it impact the ITIL community?
IBM just can't get over the fact they dropped the ball on ITIL, can they? Here is yet another claim that stretches the truth to the point of distortion:
IBM is a founding member of the ITIL research committee and still actively involved in the support and creation of new library materials including ITIL, Version 3.
Dodgy stats and talk-up-the-market hype mar two otherwise interesting articles on CMDB.
This article has been podcast
I knew I should have held this month's newsletter a few days. The moment it is published with another tirade about the lack of support information and direction in ITIL certification, APMG finally open the kimono.
Yes everything you have heard all over the web these past few months is true! The IT Skeptic is having a Version 3 Refresh today.
[This article has been withdrawn, sorry for the inconvenience]
My apologies to anyone getting "phantom" email notifications of updates to the site.
Oh my! another entrant in the ITSM skeptic stakes: Ian Clayton at ITSMI is now blogging. Given the other blog I mentioned today, it is getting to be a busy field.
I've never seen ITSMBOK™ but readers might like to check out this webinar to learn more about a 550 page book that seems to be an alternative set of guidance (and an alternative organisation ITSMI™ and certification CSMP™). Be quick it is Thursday May 17th.
Microsoft has made a practice of attempting to patent the obvious, not least of which is CMDB, but a recent court ruling gives hope that those they do obtain can be invalidated.
Once upon a time presenters at conferences submitted a written paper. The conference proceedings book was a valuable document. Then along came MS-Powerpoint.
Now THIS is a blog the IT Skeptic will be following with interest: Mike Rothman's Daily Incite
SLAs work in large siloed formal organisations such as ...oh um... big British mainframe sites of the 1980s.
The ITIL Version 3 Launch website has announced details of all seven launch events. The last one is only seven weeks away so book now. These have changed from the early plans the IT Skeptic described here. USA wins, Canada loses. Korea chosen over Japan.
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