This software salesman dies and, by some bookkeeping error, goes to Heaven. He gets issued with his halo and harp and assigned a cloud. He sits for a few days strumming the harp, perfect weather every day, constant peace and tranquillity.
After day four, he gets up and walks back to St Peter at the gates. “Hey buddy, does anything ever happen here?”
“Happen? This is Heaven. Nothing happens in Heaven”.
“I hate to say it but I’m bored. I could use a little action, you know what I mean? Some fun.”